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Announcing Amazon's Newest Venture Tackles Some Hard Issues

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Saturday, 01 April 2017

Announcing Amazon's Newest Venture Tackles Some Hard Issues

SEATTLE--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Apr. 1, 2017-- (NASDAQ: AMZN)—Amazon today announced that they are tackling a new growing business that is very hard for many others to pull off.  Announcing Amazon Viagra.

“Up until now, the purple pill has been very expensive and also timing was important.  Amazon Prime members now have a way to get the Amazon Viagra pill within 30 minutes via the newly launched Air Drone service.” said Jeff Bezos, CEO of Amazon.

Sometimes when you have that special moment, you cannot wait for our standard 2 day Prime service.  With our newly launched Prime Enhanced Never Is Soon enough service, Prime Members can get the delivery within 30 minutes, without blowing that special moment.  Please note Drone service is not available Utah.

A doctor’s visit is not needed to order online.  With Amazon’s new one-click medical checkout, all you need to do is click a button and you will instantly be approved by our new “medical algorithm”.


You can order yours now at: https://www.amazon.com/Extra-Strength-Viagra-Pills-Novelty/dp/B00KFOLP64

Amazon is also setting up a special website for those that experience an erection for more than 4 hours, please visit https://www.amazon.com/YouKiddingRight


About Amazon

Amazon is guided by four principles: customer obsession rather than competitor focus, passion for invention, commitment to operational excellence, and long-term thinking. Customer reviews, 1-Click shopping, personalized recommendations, Prime, Fulfillment of Your Partner, AWS, Kindle Direct Publishing, Kindle, Fire tablets, Fire TV, Amazon Echo, Amazon Viagra and Alexa are some of the products and services pioneered by Amazon. For more information, visit www.amazon.com/about.

Source: Amazon.com

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